Torent Rash Above Bum Crack

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Nov 15, 2012 I have some sort of rash above my butt crack? They are flesh colored, and there is like a huge patch of little bumps that ITCH! When i scratch them they. I was diagnose with shingles but i am now in menopause and I just get this awful itch rash in the. Above my anus started about 2. My butt crack started to itch.

  1. Butt Crack Rash

During a sit-up, the area on your body that is most prone to rubbing is the area just above your bottomMy CrossFit journey was still in its infancy when I became acquainted with monkey butt (MB). MB is not unlike food poisoning, sneaking up on you uninvited and rendering you utterly defeated and making mundane tasks (like sitting, for instance) monumental. First of all, what is monkey butt? As far as CrossFit goes, I only know one way to get monkey butt — sit-ups. MB occurs when friction causes an abrasion to your skin. During a sit-up, the area on your body that is most prone to rubbing is the area just above your bottom Basically the very top portion of your butt crack, the uppermost buttocks region.

Torent Rash Above Bum Crack

Butt Crack Rash

Multiple sit-ups combined with the grinding hard floor and sweat and perhaps abrasive clothing can create quite a raspberry above your bottom. Think of it as a skinned knee, but on your crack (also leading to the name “CrossFit Crack”). Sounds lovely, huh? Straight Misery Monkey butt hurts!

It hurts something fierce! Although nothing hurts like the initial MB discovery (more on that soon), everything hurts afterwards. Just taking a seat becomes a twelve-step program. First you have to squat down, then catch yourself with your hands to keep your bum elevated, then lower yourself gingerly onto one cheek and then slowly roll over into a seated position. This process takes approximately 15 seconds and will make the most manliest of men look like whimpering little babies. Believe me, I’ve been there. Oh wait, did you think that’s the extent of the man card mangling?

MB is a twisted, back country, inbred cousin of diaper rash. What’s a way to make diaper rash go away? Slather it with. What’s a way to help monkey butt go away? Lather yourself up with the same and smell like a diaper! Humax pvr-9100 software update. Yay for manliness!